February 2012
my teacher: where is your homework?
me: may I deliver it to you through interpretive dance
Don’t cha wish your girlfriend ran a blog like me
“My 6-year-old daughter asked me once, ‘Daddy, you used to play in Paul...”
– Ringo Starr. (via mindgamesss)
“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco. (via primavera-)
THAT'S RIGHT FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE TO BE MY BEST...
